The Linguistics of 'YouTube Voice'
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And yet I find some "Internet personalities" very interesting to listen to, and they're mostly from podcasts. Dave Chen from slashfilmcast.com is a favorite of mine (and yes, I miss Adam Quigley's voice). Many NPR shows (which I listen to in podcast format) are obvious examples.
In fact, the voices really make or break podcasts for me. I never made it past the first 15 minutes of Serial, because I just couldn't sit through the host's voice (clearly this is not a common opinion).
The "YouTube voice" works nicely at 1.5x speed, and in my experience, most of the fluff becomes tolerable when it's shorter by 33%.
Though, I no longer even visit YouTube, so who cares what I think. :)
The description "intellectual used-car-salesman voice" mentioned in the article is spot on.
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Here's a funny notion. Perhaps in modern American English (at least the midwest accent), perhaps many of the vowels have actually become schwas and it's only the historic nature of the orthography that makes us think they should be something else. There's no vowel that sounds like the schwa naturally, but it's clearly a "missing" letter in the modern alphabet since it's also the most common vowel sound in American English. So every other vowel ends up being pronounceable as a schwa in various contexts.
Strangely, most people who use the schwa vowel regularly make a specific point to pronounce other key marker vowels correctly in order to distinguish the words, the rest of the vowels are unimportant to distinguish.
Imagine how much better English orthography would be if we could just use an 'ə' everyplace an unstressed vowel existed.
For example "atom" and "atomic" would be spelled "atəm" and "ətomic". If you're learning the language and you know "atəm" and then see the word "ətomic", you might not know it's related to "atəm".
The situation would be even worse if we decided to spell consonants phonetically. In American English the t in "atom" sounds very different than the t in "atomic". Suppose we introduce a letter ɾ (from IPA) to spell the sound of t in "atom". Then it's even less evident that "aɾəm" and "ətomic" are basically two forms of the same word.
Usually something that seems stupid for one role happens to make things easier for another, like your atom example.
I think you use Dvorak and mistyped "no" as "ne" and your phone auto-corrected it to "me". Am I right?
The edit out all of the silence between sentences, as if they've never heard of full stops or paragraphs.
Perhaps their audience will get bored if they aren't continually being bombarded by inanity.
But if you're just a talking head, I'm not interested. I'd rather read a blog post. I read faster than people talk, and I honestly don't have the patience to sit there and listen when I can read the same words in a written essay in half the time.
Yes, it carries a hint of panicked "don't go away, I'm not pausing to breathe, don't switch over, there's no pause, I'm a continual flow of fast information, come back, come back".
It's different from the "what's up guys, blank here!" friends-with-audience attitude.
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/LullDestruction
The unspoken 'rule' being that a lot of creators seem to think any silence for more than five seconds is considered 'boring', so you end up with speaking that sounds more like the speaker is a six year kid with AHDD after a sugar rush and too much caffeine.
If you think it's bad in Youtube videos... well, it's even worse in a lot of modern day cartoons.
Although I enjoy the content, CGPGrey (https://www.youtube.com/user/CGPGrey) uses this a lot and it is ever present in educational type YouTube channels.
(Most video makes me feel that, voice or not. Text is the king.)