Won't happen and thank god too. The hip and trendy crowd have no idea how to do long term support. JavaEE is the farthest from "hip and trendy" but you can fire up a 15 year old WebSphere application on brand new hardware and it'll work better than the day it was written, with full first-party support for every component that was supported from day one.
I've seen production code REXX and JCL code from the 1970s which ran System/360 hardware with actual decades of uptime since the IBM mainframe was 100% redundant (literally every component from the DASD to the RAM and CPUs, which all supported hot-swappability for upgrades and failover, all within a 42U). It boggles my mind at how robustly these systems were designed. I.e., the original 360 code was based on a weird-ass 31-bit architecture. Now z/10's can run in 64 bit mode, 32 bit, 31 bit[1], or 16 bits with full support for every single application written from (theoretically 1964, but I've only seen code from the 70s still running) all the way up to Clojure and Scala if you want it.
Take a look at all those hip Ruby frameworks and look at when Yehuda Katz last made a commit to Merb and you'll figure out why CIOs still buy SAP and pay for Oracle. IBM is lucky not to deal with the 'hip and trendy' demographic- it'd just further damage their already faltering image in the corporate world.
The real market share they should be trying to pickup is not the frivolous Web 3.0ish junk. They instead should be pushing out a POWER8 + DB2 + fault-tolerant (i.e., milliseconds failover, not seconds) for under 250k with an ERP attached to it (partner with SAP Business One, 98% of the businesses doing under 250MM in gross per annum don't need more htan that). AIX 7 already has "Cluster-aware" software that does this, they just need to include it by default for up to 4U. THEN, start price gouging. Market it under the name "NEVER/down", partner with PureStorage or one of the new "EMC-killers", and aggressively market it like they did during the Watson hype (tennis ad-buys, advertising at LeMons, etc).
[1] https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/IBM_ESA/390