1. gets through
2. spends a few minutes explaining the issue
3. “I’ll connect you to <other department>”
4. spends a few minutes explaining the issue
5. “Wait 24h. Call again if issue persists.”
6. go to step 1
Y U NO WRITE DOWN MY ISSUE FOR FUTURE USE?
I'm transgender, and I've heard of several people in my community who are repeatedly targeted by hate groups who report their profiles for using a fake name, and each time they have to scan their legal name change papers and send them to Facebook.
Facebook really don't care, do they?
Mr. Bich one of over a billion users of their service; no, they really don't care. Even the negative PR from this situation is a blip on the radar, and will be forgotten by everyone except Mr. Bich a month from now.
I find their treatment of transgender folks even more egregious, but again, Facebook can afford to not care. Even if they caused 10,000 people a day to stop using the service, it would take over 300 years for everyone to leave.
There are massive organizational worlds between optimized graph storage and the operations/customer support processes that lead to a bit like this being introduced and maintained. So it's not really ironic at all, because it's almost certainly not a technical issue.