After reading this, A part of me wishes / wonders what it would be like reading any docs/readmes/code you write for your day job.
Alas, your reluctance is a result of my poor education and forced isolation pushed upon my by an institution. Something that takes a lot of patience of mine to force myself to understand people that I classify you with; will not understand because they too have been through this gauntlet, but have had better guidance than I.