Maximizing Remote Employees Productivity with Time Tracking Service

Let's radio tag remote employees and track their whereabouts.

We can install heart rate monitors to infer their level of activity.

Let's have them type: 4, 8, 15, 16, 23 and 42 into the keyboard every hour to make sure they're awake.

I wish I could downvote this a million times.

i would flat out refuse to work remotely if this was a requirement.