So apparently, to avoid humans in my low density suburb I should - rather than, say, go to a park or trail - go to (1) Dunkin Donuts; (2) the local pizza place (3) the supermarket.
Exactly. I thought it would give me a list of resorts in remote areas, away from cities, close to wilderness etc. But it just uses Foursquare and Instagram check ins. Who uses Foursquare anymore?