I, for one, am amazed that PHP isn't even near the top
"What do you mean it's not real object oriented programming? PHP5 has been out for TEN YEARS."
I've written daemons, GUI programs (!) and even stuff like custom binary network protocols in PHP, in a fraction of the time it'd have needed in C/C++...
Neither Java, Ruby, Python nor anything else are as simple to setup and resource-friendly to run as a PHP-FCGI+nginx setup.
Thank god, we convinced our bosses to rewrite our legacy systems in elixir, since ~10years of iterative php progress grinded to a halt with lasagna layers of spaghetti code of homegrown-everything. Unmaintainable now, but the feature request keep coming in, and will do for years to come.