Dear %username%, thanks for reporting this critical security vulnerability, affecting our multi-million business.
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It might be a multi-million dollar business, but it's not like these hacks can actually cost them millions of dollars. Verizon has had employees giving out personal details to people on the phone for years, and they're still happy to do it even for the director of the CIA: https://www.schneier.com/blog/archives/2015/10/the_doxing_tr...