I find myself looking forward to reading the article that this author describes. But then it never appears.

The author spends several pages telling us how clever and interesting he is, with his unique method of infiltrating this secret world, putting him in such company as [some important famous journalist we would be familiar with were we as educated and worldly as the author] and gaining the insight and ability to write this masterful piece of journalism that you, Reader, are about to witness.

And then he spends a paragraph or two saying "it's secretive, and offshore". And we're done.

I want my ten minutes back.