An Interactive Guide to Ambiguous Grammar
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http://www.orwell.ru/library/essays/politics/english/e_polit...
The choice of language isn't accidental, it's political. Think of the role of language in Orwell's 1984.
Now apply the principle: go make your PR/marketing people read both of these essays, and make your communications vivid and effective.
Unless you're dealing with a hot-button political issue, and wish to CYA with bland, indirect, and vague sayings. But then again, that's not actually communicating, is it?
I don't think that was his intention. He likely believed his conclusion was sincere. But that's how I read it, and it becomes even greater for it.
Honestly, I'm not at all sure turning a function anonymous is actually similar to making a sentence passive, but maybe re-watching that video now I'll have that je ne sais quoi that'll let me actually grok the process.
Even when we recognize that something is intentionally sterile or vague, it's impressive how much we just move on.
That "ultimate in passive voice" is certainly convoluted, but it has very little if anything to do with passive voice.
Also, there's a reason they use language like this. Namely, say they wrote the sentence you arrived at; what do you think the reaction would be? Riots, right? Violent, righteous riots. Sounds good - up until the mob gets to the hospital and finds the involved officer's partner there being fixed up after getting shot three times in the chest. Feels silly, right? You don't do major things when you don't know what happened. And that's why they use this language: they don't know what happened either, and until they do they're not going to say what happened.
Don't jump to conclusions.
Finally: http://slatestarcodex.com/2014/12/17/the-toxoplasma-of-rage/
Uh, there's riots anyway. Not buying your argument.
And, honestly, I should have realized this argument was more or less pointless. The original article is strongly ideologically motivated and you can't argue someone out of a position they didn't argue themselves into.
No, the ultimate in the passive voice had already been attained [nb, passive voice omg] with "the lazy dog was jumped over by the quick brown fox". The passive voice is not an obfuscatory technique, and the further obfuscations have nothing to do with grammatical passivity. Indeed, "Speed was involved in a jumping‑related incident with a lazy dog while a fox was brown" does not contain a single instance of the passive voice. In fact, as soon as we get to the "was involved" parts of the article, we no longer have the passive voice around.