Guys, here's what it's actually like to be a woman

That's hilarious!

I know Tucker Max has popularized "fratire"[0]. I see all of his works as satire. But is OP's post serious? Or maybe the post is satire and the rest of his work is serious.

I think the truth is that both are satire. And I have to admit it makes a lot more confortable with OP's post.

[0] https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fratire

My guess is that real women will agree with the article.

Is it possible that after writing such books he started to hear from women how they felt? That the world really is a dangerous place for ladies, and he was only making it more so? As the father of a teenage girl, I know I started the martial arts lessons early. I loved the analogy of walking into the gay bar full of NFL players.

That was probably true once, but Tucker Max has admitted to growing up and reforming. I think he even meditates these days.

To be far, this is a world where 1 in 3 men is a secret agent, and the rest are insouciant pirates.

Jack World sounds like a pretty interesting place.

I don't think that's what it says. It says the likelihood of those three options is equal.

So that could be a one in a million chance of being Jack Ryan, a one in a million chance of being Jack Sparrow, and a one in a million chance of being Jack the Ripper.

Other options are not mentioned.

You know, I never would have thought of that myself—until in a discussion about unisex bathrooms several women were concerned about being raped therein.

Obviously, that isn't meant to be taken at face value, but consider the underlying issue. Thanks to things like the availability heuristic, and the need to be prepared for worst-case scenarios (rape, death), women adopted a super-cautious stance. They have to suss out any hint of violent behavior and essentially treat every new guy as if they might be dangerous, even though they know that statistically, they're safe.

Perhaps you live in it but you just don't notice.