A high score board I can't get on no matter how hard I play or how often or how much I pay or how long I spend playing or how many people I recommend to? A game that I paid for which contains a bit I can't play and never will be able to play because of my social status?

Why not rename the current score board the "untouchables high score board" and have it frequently inaccessible, slow and losing all the scores? And charging non-celebrities extra to cover the shame and embarrassment of dealing with nobodies?