"Hello?"
"Hello, is this Cloud Strife?"
(pausing a moment to consider whether even to continue) "...Yeah."
"Hey, Cloud, how's your afternoon going? My name is Michael Gravitz and I'm a recruiter for Warmbody Technical Services. I came across your résumé on Dice, and I noticed you have a lot of Buster Sword experience. We've got a great opportunity for a Bodyguard role with an established, profitable company in the electric power industry that I think you'd be a great fit for--"
"It's Shinra, isn't it."
"Bingo! It is Shinra! Out of curiosity, how did you know--"
"Not interested."
"Oh. Okay. Well, do you know anyone who's looking and might be interested in this role?"
"No."
"Oh! Well! I'm so glad to hear that all your friends have jobs, Cloud! You have a great day!"
"Bye."
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