You're forgetting (3): get the shopvac, vacuum it all up, and then dump it in the back yard.
And yes, I know people that would do exactly that.
And yes, I know people that would do exactly that.
An easy example of this kind of thinking is that people used to (and many still do) bury used motor oil in their yard. (See e.g. http://www.experienceproject.com/question-answer/How-Can-I-D...)
http://www.bloomberg.com/bw/stories/1991-04-28/old-motor-oil...