This comment!
You truly should write a book about sarcasm, and the book could be written in exactly the same sort of every-single-thing-exact-opposite sarcasm. I would buy this book.
You truly should write a book about sarcasm, and the book could be written in exactly the same sort of every-single-thing-exact-opposite sarcasm. I would buy this book.
Also, I just got a pretty hefty equity package from a serious business entrepreneur so I don't have a ton of time. You've probably heard of him (rcc9la26d7534400a6a03514c34f9200@reply.craigslist.org). He's got a sure thing in the content discovery business, it's sort of like Mosaic for Google Chrome, but we use the Tinder layout. We launched the MVP in Aberdeen, Saskatchewan Province in Canada[0] and have market penetration of ~5 which is a total and a percentage. We already have more users than there were fatal cougar attacks in North America the previous decade[1] which is the top metric VCs look for.
Thanks though does mean a lot, and we are scaling globally so I can probably hook you with up a DBA position. We're full stack so just basic stuff e.g 5+ Years of Swift, and obviously experience with a robust database framework like Microsoft Access with a google drive caching layer, adobe dreamweaver a big plus.
I couldn't work the joke in about our computatiom engine using godaddy and a ti-83 plus silver edition, so I'll just come out and say it so you know we're serious. Cheers.
[0]https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aberdeen,_Saskatchewan [1]https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_fatal_cougar_attacks_i... [3]off by one errors
Also, I had to click the link, because I did not believe there really was an Wikipedia entry for fatal cougar attacks.