Cute, but in all seriousness... if there's a fire, your first priority needs to be getting out of the building, not pushing code. Code is never as important as your life. And in real life, fires spread much faster than you can probably imagine, and even if flames aren't near you, carbon monoxide and other poisonous / asphyxiating gases, or super-heated air, can spread from the seat of the fire and kill you.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xoy81oARDfs