Why Red M&M's Disappeared for a Decade (2014)

So what you're saying is the Soviets were involved in -2- red scares

This part actually had me laughing out loud (I guess I don't understand other people's passions as well as my own): "Is my life worth living without red M&M's? This is the question I had often asked myself. For many years now, I have somehow managed to go on, thinking there was nothing I could do. One person against the world! But now I have a purpose, a meaning in my life. My life is meant to give re-life to the red M&M's."

As a child I longed for a "blue" M&M. Even though I repeatedly gave into buying these candies that melted in my hands and crackled in my mouth, when the last one was consumed I felt an emptiness ... a blueness ... on the inside. To help with the growing bitterness, I battled friend and family over the green ones ... trading out ugly yellow whenever possible.

*based on a true story.

Thankfully the media - and government - never gets science wrong anymore!

As I seem to recall, there were also suspicions circulating about red food dyes and hyperactivity in children. That's what I expected to read about when I clicked the link.

But red 2 is still pointlessly banned?

Green ones make you hit home runs. And the red ones are made with beatle wings, right?