Recruiter:
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Hey Aerovistae, THIS IS A GREAT POSITION FOR YOU IF YOU WANT TO GET IN THE FIELD OF SOFTWARE DEVELOPMENT. take a look please!
I am a technical recruiter and have a great job opening in Waltham that I was wondering if you would be interested in! Ive included some details on the position below, drop me a line if you have any interest! Thanks
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Me:
I WOULD LOVE TO GET INTO THE FIELD OF SOFTWARE DEVELOPMENT
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Recruiter:
Hey Aerovistae, Would you like to speak over the phone this evening sometime? -Eric
--------- Me:
I DO NOT HAVE A PHONE
--------- Recruiter:
Hey Aerovistae, My phone recently broke also, so I feel your pain, but will you have access to a phone in the near future?
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I HAVE RECENTLY ARRIVED IN SRI LANKA AND THE BROADBAND INTERNET HERE IS VERY GOOD BUT THE PHONE IS VERY EXPENSIVE, CAN YOU ACCEPT COLLECT CALLS?
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After that he finally stopped responding. I have a whole folder of these. I think my favorite one is the time I tried to get the recruiter to do a CAPTCHA to prove he was a real person and not an automated bot.