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It wasn't; Macs don't use function keys for anything (or, at least, anything touch-type-y.) They're there for compatibility with the few non-HIG apps that demand them (and now for Bootcamp), but mostly they've been repurposed into controls for very deliberate system actions (like summoning Expose or advancing a track on your music player) that you wish to trigger far less often than you want to type an @ symbol.
Same for the loose keyboard, I hit the edge of the keyboard, and then move down.
You think that's stupid? On the HP keyboard I'm using, there's a similar key above Escape. What does it do? It sleeps the computer. At least on my Ubuntu, there's no confirmation, just immediate hibernation. (Nor, for that matter, can I find a way to turn it off. But then, configuring the keyboard in Ubuntu is quite frustrating -- alas, a separate issue).
I can't imagine this wouldn't've come up during testing. I mean, really.