Starting from the top: banner for the LA Times app n the App Store (which should disappear if you already have it, but often gets replaced with a banner to open the app that you have installed). Then a hamburger menu on a bar with the name of the site. Then a bar with some links that LA Times wants you to see all the time (Most popular, weather). Then a ribbon stating that you have read N of M free articles and asking you to subscribe.
Then the content.
Then a ribbon advertising the hot stories.
What sucks about all that? I suspect the original author thought the truth to be self-evident.