For a norwegian (ØÆÅ, there you go, proof enough?), seeing someone
misspelling traffic as "træfik" immediately makes me think about some
guy from out in the country, with a semi-thick norwegian dialect and
bad, bad norw-english pronounciation.
"Træfik".
Americanized, with full prejudice, my best træfik character-impression would be "Hey y'all. Howdy doodely do! What'cha got going on here in the barn? Because that ain't no country or western I know!"
You get the picture :)