Or buy any Apple device (to the extent you can actually "buy" one, in the meaning of owning it after you have paid for it).
And also move to the US (or some other supported country, I couldn't find a list within 2 Google searches)
It would be nice if hacker news would allow you to block sites in your profile. I'd love to block any article on medium.com, wired.com or nytimes.com; they all seem to be empty fluff articles.