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Another hilarious title: "Ask HN: Worst examples of really creative ways to combat late payments". This sounds like an real post on HN, and actually makes sense.

Or maybe "Swift Language Will Instantly Know Everything About the Origin of 'The World's Dumbest Idea': Milton Friedman".

*fewer grammatical errors (sorry)

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"Steve Jobs was right: Dropbox is not working on KVM/bare metal"

"I miss Google wave invites going for $26 a month" I forgot I was on the simulator and was interested in reading this.

I like this one "Why Android Will Soon Become Apple’s Most Important Thing I’ve Ever Done."

I think "Google to announce proof of Ikea's excellence" wins.