http://www.chess.com/blog/AaronGo/white-to-move-and-not-mate
http://www.chess.com/blog/AaronGo/white-to-move-and-not-mate
Fools mate in an inter-school tournament, the only player on my team to lose his game and thus the only one who didn't get ice cream on the drive home. Still hurts.
EDIT: actually it isn't that hard! I really could cock it up from that position.
"You loser! Go eat an apple. Us winners are enjoying this delicious ice-cream".
Sure, if I'd put up a good fight and lost because he was better, perhaps I'd be a bit sadder, but I really failed. (I still remember it clearly: I was distracted by my opponent's disgusting acne. I also had a turns-out-justified case of impostor syndrome about my place on the team).
Reminds me of Desktop Dungeons for some reason.
Vs lbh zbir juvgr ebbx gb p6, gur oynpx xvat vf gura va purpx.
Ubjrire, oynpx pna pncgher gur ovfubc gb ab ybatre or va purpx.
Zbir gur Ebbx gb n fcbg jurer vg eryrnfrf gur cva ba gur bccbaragf Ebbx, juvpu pna gura pncgher gur ovfubc juvpu unf perngrq gur qvfpbirerq purpx.