>I don't think there has ever been a post on here that started "Man does X".

That's a typical format for a headline. Here are a few:

https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=8886164

https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=5369778

https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=6093785

https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=2266924

https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=2281045

https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=4557726

https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=2200720

https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=4319250

https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=8407364

https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=6175059

https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=9762331

https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=2284007

https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=5091962

and so on.