1. Simulating QM-level events is NP-complete.
2.Assuming P=/=NP, a machine that simulates a volume of size X in QM-correct terms must be exponentially larger than X.
3. This includes X itself.
4. Therefore, the universe is taking sweeping shortcuts that look like classical mechanics at large scale. These are not 'our' computational shortcuts, they're actually how things work at a fundamental level.
5. ...maybe if we build a big enough quantum computer we can overflow the universe's buffer.