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Lets solve that problem when we get to it :)

I'm simply speaking from experience.

Embrace it. Use the Mario Bro's coin sound, so then when they come in rapidly, you can pretend he's running through a long line of coins.

Seems like it'd be easy to rescale the notifications to every Nth transaction, or whatever the goal is, when the rate got higher.

It's called a minimum viable product.

Even more noise at work. Like an office alarm that goes off for every new user.