I am tempted to go public with the form but right now, I enjoy the novelty. I also barely have the time to keep up with the requests.

Sample portion:

  MULTIPLE CHOICE QUESTIONS

  In life, there are no right answers. But this is a test so you better choose wisely.

  Question 1. Right now, do you want to ask the apartment tenant something along the lines of: “Are you serious?" ?

  A. Yes.

  B. Are you serious?

75% of applicants choose B. And it all goes downhill from there.