BabyZoink: semi-unique name generator

For better results, see "Baby's Named a Bad, Bad Thing":

http://www.notwithoutmyhandbag.com/babynames/

Most of the names it comes up with are anywhere between stupid and downright abysmal. "Laylord"? Yikes. It even recommended "Dad", that'd be an interesting name for a child.

Reminds me of this article on The Daily WTF, it's the same concept applied to database IDs: http://thedailywtf.com/articles/the-automated-curse-generato...

Unless they had severe space constraints, they should have used multiple words from an English lexicon rather than Markov chains, kind of like Amazon's payphrases.

Glorious Pinetrees await.

There's an RFC for that. RFC-1751 http://www.faqs.org/rfcs/rfc1751.html

BabyZoink is the place to come for unusual and new names.

If you want your child to be beaten repeatedly at school, yes.

They should do one for startups.

There are plenty.

So why is this interesting?

Because there wasn't enough annoying parents who think they cleverly named their child.

I can't tell if these names are for girls, boys or both.

Clintina for a girl, Fleen for a boy.