I like a good prank. Leave your screen unlocked? You deserve the abuse you get. :) But accessing my laptop in this way is just creepy.
Disclaimer: I have managed tech teams before. It is better to forgive then have knee jerk managerial reactions.
Sorry, I get office pranks but there's no reason to be doing anything on an end-user's workstation without their permission or consent that isn't maintenance or security related. I guess I lack a sense of humor, but I've also seen too many instances where a prank on someone's machine resulted in severely unintended consequences and breaches of trust that rippled through the team.
Just not worth it, IMO.
That said, I don't really find the whole "recursihoffing unlocked laptops" thing all that funny either, but it doesn't bother me as much.
Honest question, why the need to apologize for being a former Windows admin?
Please don't. This comment would be fine with just the first sentence.
It's a British expression made popular by a movie. He is not calling out the guy by his first name.
People do this kind of thing in online comments all the time, to make the other person look bad and rub in a little extra insult. Any one comment isn't much, of course, but they compound into a degraded discourse, and all of it goes against the civility we try to practice here.