Just found this: http://motherfuckingwebsite.com/
I think it passes on all points.
Unsure is it better, should check on more devices/systems/browsers.
I think it's a great counterexample of the point it's trying to make. Of course is a satire, and the author probably would add a bit of design in a "real" web site.
I imagine bumping up the margins could be problematic, but I'd say all of the other problems are just browser bugs.