There are two points here. You say you can do "some_command *.mp3"...true if either a) your command is safe to run with garbage input or b) you know that you have >= one file and no whitespace in filenames. Both of these are often reasonable assumptions, but I want a general purpose solution that doesn't have more edge cases than it has to.
The mental model of bash is "this text expands to this text like so, which means x haappens." The model I want is "I'm gonna do x to each of these files."
As for the 23 commands, my attitude is that this is usually either ~19 too many, or infinitely too few.
I acknowledge that maybe the way of doing things will start to make sense at some point, but it hasn't happened yet, and I find trying to climb the hill of understanding the shell to be a joyless experience.