I clicked your link, saw the loading animation, waited like ten seconds for it to do anything, then left.
Thanks for the feedback. It's a bit heavy, but it is under 1mb & the pingdom average load time is currently 1.1s. I'll test around for edge-cases which might cause above-average load times.
It seems to just hang period. Console says that the Google fonts aren't loaded because their MIME type is text/html, not text/css. Don't know if that would stop the rest of the page load or not.
I'm on Firefox on Windows 8.1. No extensions installed.
Thanks again for the feedback. Testing now on Firefox/Windows 8.1.