Actually, lisp matches all of those as well. It might not be the easiest to learn coming from C, but otherwise it's not bad.
Lisp goes significantly farther towards shoving FP down your throat than Python does any individual paradigm.
Lisp does not (to the best of my knowledge) have anything to match scipy/numpy.
Now, this doesn't mean that I wouldn't prefer if the scientific community were dominated by FP instead of Fortran and Python, but I think it's very easy for people like us to go and say "FP is easy" without realizing that for most people it's really not.
This is simply not the case. It has the best OO system in existence. It has the loop macro (mini language). In actual practice I think lispers tend to not program so functionally because they're instinctively afraid of consing.