Fun times indeed. Windows defender picks up a test.txt with those contents as malicious (and closes the file handle causing Notepad to misbehave) but if you add a space between EI and CAR it doesn't see anything.
Edit: Seriously, Microsoft?
Category: Virus
Description: This program is dangerous and replicates by infecting other files.
Recommended action: Remove this software immediately.
Items: file:C:\Users\Adam\Desktop\test.txt