pasto (plural "pasti") = course, pasta (plural "paste") = dried paste made with wheat and watter
> It's that in many parts of Italy, that's all there is, and they seem to be proud of this limited range.
That's wrong. Regional cuisine in Italy is obviously richer than the cuisine of the whole UK, and if all you can manage to find in a city like Naples is pasta and pizza, maybe you need adult supervision.
Here are some hints for the next time you end up in the area:
- http://www.tripadvisor.com/Restaurant_Review-g187785-d669844...
- http://www.tripadvisor.com/Restaurant_Review-g187785-d800185...
- http://www.tripadvisor.com/Restaurant_Review-g187785-d532823...
- http://www.tripadvisor.com/Restaurant_Review-g187785-d483081...
etc.
> dull soap opera
It's from Game of Thrones, not Downton Abbey.
> failing to find a curry in Naples
At some point you're going to need to learn how to cook. The sooner, the better.