"There's no dark side of the moon, really. Matter o' fact, it's all dark."

Thank you thank you thank you. I couldn't stop chuckling for at least five minutes.

I waited 24+ hours to respond because I didn't want to call undue attention to your comment. I didn't want anyone to downvote you for violating HN's unwritten proscript about humor.

Is that a joke? The dark side of the moon is not more often dark than the visible side. It is just never visible from Earth.