That's like...worse.

I went to the "learn" screen to see some examples. It was just a text box with a scroll bar, except I couldn't use my mouse scroller to scroll it. And when I grabbed the scroll bar, there was huge latency before the text updated.

Tired of putting all that labor into creating sites that people can read? Having too much difficulty breaking the user experience with html, css, and javascript alone? Does your site render too damned fast? Getting annoyed by the pesky (and growing!) population of mobile users looking at your stuff?

We have a solution for you! Just invest some time and money on our proprietary language that compiles to a proprietary runtime and free yourself from the shackles of web standards and interoperability!